But there's no way you're finishing it here. Fuck all these people horning in on your swamp. You want nothing to do with this adventure anymore, it's gotten far too commercial.
The only solution is to finish your adventure in a TOTALLY DIFFERENT ADVENTURE. An adventure which KNOWS how to resolve itself perfectly, leaving no loose ends untied whatsoever. An adventure whose conclusion shows some appreciation for PEACE AND QUIET.
You resolve to exit Bad Quest and finish your adventure in JAILBREAK.
> Next.