You have no comment on this page, and you do not in any way think it reflects on your character or desires. This "* mo" individual has made a powerful enemy. You will be counting down the days until you have found means to engineer their demise, almost as much as you will be counting down the days until page one thousand six hundred and eleven takes place.
Wait, what did you say? You mean, counting down the days until that page… in a BAD way. Like, wow, you REALLY don't want to reach this page naturally through the passage of time, and experience whatever scandalous thing that took place just before it. That would be SO horrible, you never want to think about it again.
In a fit of extreme disinterest in this sordid encounter, you delete your browser history to erase any record that you viewed this page, but you are so agitated by it, your finger slipped and hit the bookmark button. You're so flustered, you can't figure out how to delete the bookmark, so instead you simply rename its title to "DISGUSTING!!! SOOOO UNSEXY. DO NOT CLICK!!!!!!!!"