You can already tell this prompt by "tsuchiphox" is demonic because it appears to be hinting at more meta shit, which as we know is the natural enemy of the jester. Nevertheless, the Rhapsodist is highly persuasive, because you've seen no sign whatsoever of finding your CHIRP CRICKET, or whatever the fuck that was called. If you were a betting jester, you'd guess you find it somewhere on like page 20,000 or some shit like that. In the meantime, you have to do every obnoxious thing that pops into your head.
You pull up to the computer and find the "current page" and... wouldn't you know it. There you are, doing this exact thing, and reading these exact words which were running through your head as your natural thought process. This sucks. You liked the previous page better, when you were doing the funny dance that brought about world peace. tsuchiphox is going to PAY for this. You're going to invent an entirely new kind of frown just for them.