Wait a minute… it turns out you spaced out long enough contemplating the current situation of the Fünke jester that you accidentally BECAME the Fünke jester. FUCK!!!
You really can't catch a break. Try as you might at not being future jesters, you still keep being them anyway for stupid reasons. In fact, you're doing it right now!! You're becoming a future jester with each second of passing time, each new jester being exactly one second in the future. It turns out future jesterization is RELENTLESS.
> Next.