Perfection. You can almost hear the Food Bard say, whoa, am I seeing double?? Haha, he always was the perfect gentleman. It suddenly occurs to you that now you'll have to eat twice as much Spam and beans every week, because you couldn't possibly eat only one at a time and reconstruct them individually, in alternating fashion. You couldn't bear to separate them. No, if one dies, they must die together, and then be reborn again. It's the only way you can live with yourself. You don't care if you throw up due to overconsumption of processed ham, as God as your witness, you will eat every last morsel of these Food Lovers in one sitting every single week.
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