You don't know what this is talking about. 8000 pages of what? Who are those two characters you're holding? This in your opinion is the quintessential example of updateslop. It means nothing to anyone and has no literary value. Jollacrity is a true devil, fucking with your li-
Wait, you know that face. The ghostly watermark in the upper right corner. Hugh Laurie???
You were an avid fan of the show Dr. House from its first airing in 2004 to 2007 when you got stuck in your bunker, and since then you've had delirious fever dreams haunted by the actor Hugh Laurie, who plays House, who is rumored to be a dark sorcerer. He can coexist in many dimensions at once, including another dimension where the author of Jester Quest unthinkably DIDN'T make JQ but made a weird metafictional monstrosity called Homestuck instead, and good old Hugh became obsessed with it, and you guess started shipping those two characters, whoever they are. So on page 810 he used his dark magic to psychically coerce you into shipping them too, even though you don't know who they are.