But also, you DO know who they are, because the current description of what's happening are also pages in the story, which you are directly reviewing on your computer somewhere between pages 350 and 500, and a summary of this perusal is being LITERALLY depicted currently on page 116, which is so disgustingly meta it makes you wish you were tied up on that rocket ship back (forward) on page 251 so you could fly into the fucking sun.
You click ahead by about 500 pages toward hopefully greener and less meta pastures.