But it wasn't JUST the Rhapsodist, was it? No, she plucked a bad faith missive from a hellsent demon by the name of "deer pilled runcel". This vile scoundrel wishes nothing for you but shame and ruin. You are going to start a list full of people you consider to be lacking in mirth, such as this DPR hooligan, and one day when you get out of this bunker you will track them all down and FROWN HEAVILY AT THEM.
Oh no, the Rhapsodist is agitating your brain cells again. What actions will she make you take now, which are only slightly more degrading than the actions you take on a daily basis of your own free will? You brace yourself for the worst.