Ok now there's an elf princess. She seems like a good character, but you'll be fucked if you go back and find where she first appeared. She probably has had a hell of an arc so far, and you are deeply enthralled by the off hand mention of her powerful TUBA.
There's also some nonsense about getting Jestbama elected. You've seen him mentioned before as you were scrolling through the adventure log. Seems to be a reference to the democratic senator from Illinois, Barack Obama, who earlier this year (2007 for you, which you are still mentally trapped in, and probably will be forever) announced his candidacy, but securing the nomination seemed like a long shot to you. You guess this tuba may have helped things along… actually wait, the date of this page is in 2008, so probably when the author was writing this story he was nodding to current events at the time, perhaps trying to help get Obama elected with this elf and her tuba. Fat chance you think, but then again crazier things have happened. You didn't think Bush would get elected either, but maybe someone was writing a story in 2000 and made a dwarf play a special flute that helped his electoral odds. Anything is possible you guess when every single thing that happens is this fucking stupid.
You skip ahead a little further to see if Jestbama got elected.