Ok this is such a mirthless post by "xexe" because you basically already DID this by hoisting the hawk tuah bust over your head and dropping it on yourself like a half ton pile of shit which was HUMILIATING and this guy wants to subject you to that again??? Wait, once again you remind yourself that this is JOLLACRITY who wants to see you humiliated like that again, UGH, she probably thought it was "cute". The nerve of this bitch. Oh what you wouldn't give to see her do something embarrassing or clumsy in her private moments so you could LAUGH YOUR FUCKING ASSSSSSSSSSS OFF at how cute SHE WAS BEING. Fuckin omnipotent psychic space bitch your ASS she probably has all sorts of endearing flaws and quirks. She's probably a fucking idiot in all realness, if only you could CATCH HER IN THE ACT. But no, to do that you'd need to be to her whatever the equivalent of what she is to you, like, maybe if there was a line of succession or something, but that's probably not how it works. Whatever, hopefully this long rant has made this insidious temptress lose interest in your muscles.
Jester: do a sick one rep max heavy as shit bench press to amaze jollacrity with your mirthful muscles
