Ok, you think you have somehow inferred contextually from this single page what's going on here. Your far-future self is attempting to enter the final page of Bard Quest so they can prompt an update to that story, thereby deactivating the locking mechanism on your bunker door which you foolishly had installed 18 years ago. This strikes you as good news and bad news. The good news is that your future self has a solid plan and is acting on it AS WE SPEAK. The bad news is that from your current frame of reference, it will take you another 18 years to make as much progress as your cejestial tulpa apparently has, and what makes things worse and more confusing, those 18 years have already passed, because you spent them dicking around in this bunker refreshing Bard Quest, and not being aware Jester Quest was even a thing. You can't believe what a fucking idiot you've been. Sometimes you feel so stupid, you think it's a miracle you even graduated jester school.
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