You do a glorious dance of jesterial victory. You think it's somewhat interesting that by your intervention on these boring podcast pages, you have against all odds actually managed to preserve the rising action of the final pages, because defeating the repellent Wench was high on your list of loose threads to tie up. So maybe not all is lost for this adventure?
But then your heart sinks, because you know you've already visited the final pages and witnessed your own death. So if there is a satisfying climactic conclusion to this story, it sure isn't to be found in whatever lies ahead.
> Next.