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As predicted, the Metal Jester drops like a stone, KO'ing DAUNCHYCLONE.
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Jester: ALACK WITH THOSE LUDICROUS GARBS, GET RID
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Jester: IT IS BECOMING UNBEARABLY HOT IN HERE. PLEASE DO AWAY WITH YOUR CLOTHING. TO AVOID OVERHEATING.
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Jester: IT IS OBVIOUS YOUR LESS-THAN-STELLAR BEDIZENRY IMPEDES YOUR MOVEMENT. MAKE HASTE AND DISCARD YOUR CLOTHES AT ONCE. PLEASE?
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Jester: IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY. I DEMAND THAT YOU REMOVE YOUR GARMENTS, PLEASE
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Jester: OOOH, HERES AN IDEA! UNDRESS. YES YES! THIS IS MOST IMPERATIVE. YOU MUST BEGIN WITH. HMMM. LETTING YOUR JESTERLY REAR FACE THE OPEN AIR. FOR VENTILATION PURPOSES? YES. QUICKLY NOW
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Jester: impress jollacrity with some crazy plot shit introducing like 5 to 6 new meters and mechanics
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Jester: do a sick one rep max heavy as shit bench press to amaze jollacrity with your mirthful muscles
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Jester: Stress out over the fact Jollacrity probably saw your Very Humorous dance earlier. You looked very silly.
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Jester: Approach JOLLACRITY
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Jester: Hide from your feelings inside your Command Fort.
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Jester: Throw bust at bunker door
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Jester: Place Hella jester next to togore
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Jester: Look for your cyanide pills only to realize that they were unfortunately used in some unknown shenanigans between when you were Past Jester and when you started being Future Jester.
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One of the Jester: say hi to Shrek 🙂 and eridan too i guess idc
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Jester: Suddenly remember your quirky bunker-mate Poffy who has been just out of view this whole time.
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Jester: Eat CHIRP CRICKET.
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Jester: try to use chirp cricket to block out Jollacrity
09/10/25
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Jester: Realize her name was JOLLACRITY all along and immediately correct all previous mentions of a PROTREPTIC RHAPSODIST. There was never anything like that you think. Anyone else saying otherwise must clearly be braindead, and should seek counseling with a nearby stump and a gun immediately.
09/10/25
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Jester: Ask the PROTREPTIC RHAPSODIST if she is single.
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Jester: Be future Jester
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Jester: Be yourself 20 minutes from now
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Jester: continue to stop being the other guy
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Hawk: Tuah
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Jester: Reference an irrelevant popular internet culture meme with excruciating lateness and make everybody hate you faster than you can say "cejestial tulpa".
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Weed Jester: Do another very humorous dance that pleases significantly less people
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Jester: Be WEED JESTER.
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Jester: Hit your vape in an attempt to create a METAL JESTER heavy enough to fall into the comic properly.
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Build SPAMGORG
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Jester: Have your food lovers engage in sweet, passionate love
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Jester: Ponder the possibility of a second, smaller bunker made of used cans for your lovers. They may desire privacy.
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Jester: Assemble the spam cans into a memorial for the most recent tragedy in your memory of American history, one you'll never forget.
09/08/25
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Jester: Smoke a fat one and begin the spiritual journey toward summoning your cejestial tulpa
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Jester: Consult the first pages of Jester Quest to find your next course of action.
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Jester: Do a very humorous dance that pleases everyone
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Jester: Check Bard Quest one more time, just to be safe.
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Form a Jester Lover out of beans and Spam.
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Jester: Throw a tantrum and spill beans all over the keyboard in a brash moment of overreaction.
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Jester: Heed Protreptic Rhapsodist.
09/07/25
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Click the latest page.
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Click first page.
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Reflect remorsefully on your squandered life.
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