You receive a command from... WHAT?? Someone named "PROTREPTIC RHAPSODIST". You've got to be kidding. Did she ACTUALLY create a sock puppet account just to funnel her own commands through... HERSELF?? She's so fucking crazy.
Jester: OOOH, HERES AN IDEA! UNDRESS. YES YES! THIS IS MOST IMPERATIVE. YOU MUST BEGIN WITH. HMMM. LETTING YOUR JESTERLY REAR FACE THE OPEN AIR. FOR VENTILATION PURPOSES? YES. QUICKLY NOW
