You do the thing you did earlier with the pear, where you be the jester with the scythe for a few seconds, and before they can tell what the hell is going on, you quickly be the jester at the computer again, taking the scythe with you. Now it's yours. Guess the future jester who toiled long and hard over the Plains of Dewnanny or wherever is shit out of luck. Maybe they should try being a jester who isn't a scytheless loser?
You feel like you're on a roll here, so you keep your momentum going by clicking forward another 1500 pages.