A demon named "ophelia" wants you to be the Weed Jester, so you guess you'll go right ahead and just be the fucking Weed Jester. You didn't know that was something you could do, but it seems you can. You guess this means, by being future Jesters, you can skip ahead to later pages of the story? So this either means you are currently occupying some page number exceeding 30K, OR you are still stuck on some page number below 100 which just happens to DEPICT you occupying a later page?? Once again, these mega-gymnastics are crushing your whimsy attribute. Thus, ophelia must be irrevocably branded as a whimsiless scalawag.
Jester: Be WEED JESTER.
