You transport them into their CAN BUNKER. The difference in their demeanor is instantly palpable. They appear to noticeably relax, and begin gazing into each others eyes amorously. These two really need to get a room. And they did, because you just made one for them. So, problem solved. You would leave these love birds to it and give them the privacy they've obviously longed for, but unfortunately, as you did not sculpt them SPAM LEGS, they are totally immobile, and will need your assistance in order to express their love. Listen, you aren't THRILLED about being a third wheel quite to this extent, but a Jester's gotta do what a Jester's gotta do. After all, this is what friends are for.
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