Sensing your frustration, the new guy leaps to the rescue and names himself MITZI MERINGUE. Actually wait, he clarifies he didn't name himself that, it's actually his proud, traditional christian name, and should in no way be mistaken for a clown name lest enormous offense be taken.
You understand completely. You feel this Mitzi fellow is a kindred spirit already. A proper CLOWN NAME will have to wait until later.