Now the computer is prompting you to select a crime to charge him with. God, this takes you back. You remember being charged with a ridiculous crime the moment you were let inside too. You thought you did something horribly wrong, and you felt ashamed.
It turns out that this is just a part of the onboarding process into this circus's prison system. You've always been guilty of one thing or another during your 20 year stay in this circus. You thought you were just a black sheep of sorts. A rogue clown who wasn't faithful enough, and couldn't stay out of trouble. Now you are beginning to wonder if there is even a single clown in this circus who HASN'T been imprisoned for their entire stay. You are wondering if there is even any circus at all.
Well, no matter. There's no use crying over spilt syrup. You have a crime to charge this runaway convict with.
What crime will you select?