As luck would have it, there already was a tiny broom in your weird Operation inventory, so we don't even need to manifest one out of thin air to satisfy this whimsical command. That's a relief, otherwise this story might start getting incoherent, and if that even happens, we all need to kill ourselves immediately.
You reach for the tiny broom carefully... very carefully... the rim of its enclosure crackles with lethal electric potential.
> Next.