Having liberated yourself from the gruesome holy edifice, you attempt to get your bearing. First, you struggle to remember your CLOWN NAME.
What was it again?
=> Enter Name: Ballsweat Horsecock Jr, The Second
Okay, first of all, nobody asked you to "enter name". You were only trying to remember what it was. Does this look like a GAME to you? Do you look like a CLOWN who is meant for the amusement of OTHERS? If you're going to break out of this circus, it's time to get serious.
You struggle with all your might and remember your name is... BALLSWEAT HORSECOCK JR, THE SECOND. Wait, that can't be right.
Unfortunately, it is right. It is your CLOWN NAME given to you by your cruel RINGMASTER the day you ran away to join the circus. You suspect it was intended to mock and disparage you.
But you had a proper christian name before you got savagely Ballsweat Horsecocked by a mean circus guy. You just need to remember what it was...