You whisper into the computer's mic "lemma see more a that ass" and the new guy gets off his pony and shows off the goods. Nice. This good behavior is already earning the new prisoner, or you suppose you mean new clown, special treatment.
He needs a nice new name.
You mumble into the microphone, your clown name is... uh.. it's... uhhhhhh
Damn, after trying to give you like 50 superfluous clown names, suddenly the peanut gallery is coming up empty.
Wait...