GAHHH!!!
You turn around and, to your dismay, gallery member Jekesma was absolutely correct about the sudden presence of a ninja, who obviously must now be slain.
But this is not terribly surprising, given the retroactively reality-shaping nature of the mental mandates from the peanut gallery. They usually will things into existence just by claiming they exist as a premise to the command being issued. This has happened more times than you can count, and it gets really annoying when gallery members put random garbage in your circus cell you suddenly have to deal with, including unpleasant intruders.
You politely explain all of this to the ninja, in addition to the fact that, unfortunately, he now needs to die.
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