Woah okay! Settle down. You've rudely interrupted Bitsy's unhinged gender flashback with this nonsense.
Of course PURPLE TIMMY doesn't exist. We all know this. Bitsy knows it. You know it. But that doesn't matter. ToastyTerrier wants Purple Fucking Timmy. So Purple Fucking Timmy is exactly what we're gonna get.
You deploy PURPLE TIMMY.
There he is.