Look at what you did. You made Bitsy Buttons cry profusely. If anyone deserves to die horribly in clown jail, it isn't Bitsy. It's you. It's you.
Bitsy==> Check out your favorite game troubled cosmos.
You decide to console yourself after these unspeakable traumas by going over to your cell's computer, which the circus provides, also for morale reasons and out of extreme fear of riots. It doesn't work that well though, not only on account of many prisoners being crucified and therefore unable to access it, but for those who can, the content often isn't even good enough to deter murderous/suicidal ideation. Hopefully the content you are about to enjoy will be an exception.
You know nothing about the content which your peanut gallery has compelled you to consume. Hopefully it's on par with the author's other greatest hits which you enjoy, or at least tolerate.