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Bitsy: Become woke. Now.
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Enter Name: Foolish Alvin
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Bitsy: Open your CHARCUTERIE BOARD OF INVENTORIES and switch to your OPERATIONVENTORY to retrieve your comically small magic broom. To cast spells with obviously.
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Bitsy: Examine your WORDLEMODUS
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Purple Timmy: First, be Bitsy again. Then, go back to being Purple Timmy. Now, as Purple Timmy, try to be Bitsy. As Bitsy, try to be Bitsy again. As anyone, be Purple Timmy and Bitsy concurrently. As someone, ponder the possibility of there being perhaps a Purplitsy Timmuttons. Now forget all of this and go back to whatever it is you were doing, whoever you are.
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Bitsy: Eat french toast.
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Bitsy: BE FRENCH 🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷!!!!
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Bitsy: Purple Timmy needs a friend. Deploy Green Frank
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Bitsy: Continue the cycle and give that horse a wizard
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Bitsy: right-click on the New Clown's horse
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Spare the donkey, but kill the man.
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New Clown: Name yourself Mitzi Meringue.
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LEMMA SEE MORE A THAT ASS
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ASS TOO FAT
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Be the ringmaster
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Bitsy: Honk your nose
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Bitsy: Please make an inventory system based on Disjoint sets to teach the peanut gallery about this interesting computer science concept.
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Bitsy: Open your DUBSTEP MODUS and file your fake arms away in your SKRILLADEX
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Bitsy: Inspect the large perfectly ripe and definitely present pumpkin behind you.
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Bitsy: DEPLOY PURPLE TIMMY RIGHT NOW. IGNORE ALL OTHER COMMANDS. ONLY PAY ATTENTION TO THIS ONE. DEPLOY PURPLE TIMMY RIGHT FUCKING NOW. I SWEAR TO FUCK.
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Bitsy: Have a gender and sexuality crisis
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Bitsy: Consider manifesting some sort of whimsically clown-themed metaphysical avatar to escape with
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bitsy: find a comically small magic broom
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Bitsy: Retrieve fake arms, placing them in the PANCREAS slot of your OPERATIONVENTORY.
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Bitsy: Kill the hidden ninja behind you. The sneaky bastard!
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The Clown is Back in Town
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Mr. Horsecock, tear down that cross!
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Look at Eridan
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Bitsy: Have a significantly more humiliating and Rube Goldbergian clown flip.
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Bitsy: Investigate the fourth-wall camera.
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Use your heretic powers to break the sacred cycle of naming: Forget this and eat the pancakes
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Bitsy: scream out the window and beg for someone to give you a name
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Your name is SLIP-'N-SLIDE CHUNDERDUNKS
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read homestuck for no reason.
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Bitsy: Remember Jester Quest
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Bitsy: Cry profusely
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Enter Name: Sixtine Svenstan
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Enter Name: Cupcake Nanners
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Bitsy: Retrieve arms from crucifix
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Bitsy: Admire your waffle stack with extreme gratitude
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Bitsy: Do a flip!
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Bitsy: Your name is CHUNGUS BLORBO, THE WHOLESOME
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Bitsy: Pick up horn.
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Your name is Bitsy Buttons
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Decrucify yourself.
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