Bitsy can't become woke, because they already are woke, because they went through their WOKE INDOCTRINATION process. But Foolish Alvin hasn't, and it shows. He's already muttering slurs in response to being given a clown name which clearly displeases him. Well, you'll put a stop to that soon enough. It will be all sunshine and rainbows in Alvin's future once he learns the many important moral lessons from the brutal onslaught of WOKE MEDIA he is about to consume.
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