Alvin enters the INDOCTRINATION CHAMBER so as to be voluntarily strapped to a table and consensually watch his WOKE MEDIA. But... what media would be best for dear old Alvin here? Maybe blasting new recruits with the usual suspects like Homestuck and Jester Quest is getting a little stale. You ARE the ringmaster after all, and this is your call. Or maybe you don't need to stop at those medias, and you can go even further. Become even WOKER. Is that even possible? You decide to test the very limits of progressivism and consider your options carefully.
Could this be that WOKE 2.0 everyone's been buzzing about??? It's more likely than you might think.
A new poll is presented to the peanut gallery listing a variety of TURBOWOKE MEDIA POSSIBILITIES. The options are being presented by an anonymous emissary from Homestuck's WOKE DEEP STATE. However all of these options are so woke, portions of them must be censored for the masses before the voting process takes place, otherwise there might be CIRCUS RIOTS.