It turns out Bitsy is overjoyed by the little fantasy, and is crying tears of genuine happiness. It could be the first thought of real joy they've had in years. Maybe after being assaulted with aggressively frivolous psychic horseshit for two decades, Bitsy has finally found a real one out there in this mysterious "Adachi" figure. It turns out Adachi knows what's up, and could be the only true friend Bitsy has. All you other bozos have been tripping over yourselves trying to be clever and funny, but here comes Adachi and says something that makes no sense and isn't even a command, probably with no expectation of getting picked, but look what happened. Now the story is practically revolving around Adachi's effortless magnanimity and heroism. Maybe that can be a lesson for the rest of you. Will any of you learn from this teachable moment. No. Of course not. You've going to continue shoveling the same old slop as usual. Only Adachi gets it, a.k.a. Bitsy's Numero Uno Friend For Life. Bitsy feels sorry for the rest of you.
Wait, this insane train of thought is being interrupted by a highly alarming thought from the peanut gallery. This better be important.