You quickly deposit the NINJA CORPSE into your inventory to test it out. Looks like it works, the ninja is there safe and sound, for when you need to use him later, assuming he hasn't been destroyed by another stupid inventory system that gets proposed by the peanut gallery.
Purple Timmy cowers in the corner again, but you don't think you will attempt to acquire him again anyway. The lavender lad has been through enough.
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