Various members of the WOKE HOMESTUCK SHADOW COUNCIL have spoken:
"Jane's severed head has been SJW Bush Re-Educated into communism (By Vriska.)" has won.
However, because of the unspoken rules of wokeness, you must depict and present ALL options to the new recruit. It's extremely unprogressive to pit these options against each other, and to favor one over the others would represent a catastrophic fragmentation of class consciousness, thus letting the fascists win. Truly WOKE MEDIA must be precisely intersectional, or it is a colossal failure, and therefore deeply offensive. And you do not want to be offensive to your new clown. Otherwise he might go scurrying back to the shitty jail you both came from, and start acting like a chud again. Nobody wants that.
Without further ado, you behold the WOKE MEDIA, and regard it tolerantly.