Everything suddenly makes (less) sense.

I don’t think I have ever liveblogged for two consecutive days, but I’m making up for the next few days, I will be pretty busy! And I’m neglecting asks solely because I’m dumb and ignore responsibilities constantly. Enjoy!

HOW MANY GIANT IMPS ARE THERE?? I don’t think John can fight those all at once, assisted by Nanna’s cake powers or not. He has to get to the gate!!

She HAS to sustain the structure, John. Be glad, because if it were me, I would have just made you attempt a triple somersault to the gate with the combined powers of kinetic energy and your pogo ride.

I completely share the sentiment but one moment ago he didn’t even bat an eyelid about the whole situation. ALSO, he may be too weak for his brother but if he fought against you, you wouldn’t last five minutes, honey. Watch your tongue!

Is that how she was going not to play it “in person”??? I need a bit of silly Jade being silly, anyway. I’ve been too busy worrying about John to really enjoy myself lately! That, and trying not to ship John/Rose.

It’s so hard not not to dance to Jade’s beats! She is so good even BEC is bouncing his head up and down!

GOOD MUSIC OVERLOAD! JADE, YOU NEED TO STOP! THE PUMPKINS ARE GOING TO EXPLODE!

THAT IS NOT HER TOWER

WHAT IS SHE DOING THERE
WHAT. DOES SHE JUST GO ON THE LIGHT KINGDOM WHEN SHE SLEEPS????

PROSPIT. JADE, I’M SO DONE WITH YOUR CRAP!!!

SHE IS IN ONE OF THE SPIRES OF THE LIGHT KINGDOM I’M SOOOO DOOOOONEEE. Why is she in the game already??? While she sleeps???? What. In the Light Kingdom, or PROSPIT now. Well, on its moon, chained to the kingdom! JADE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE MOON!!! THERE IS A LIMIT TO THE WEIRDNESS!

The map of the Incipishere just doesn’t make it any justice. And also doesn’t make you realize just how close Skaia and Prospit are! And Prospit also sort of spins on its axis. The moon would practically orbit into Skaia at the right moment!

And she most probably has another physically existing self??? What the heck???? AREN’T THERE FOUR SPIRES IN THE MEDIUM??? ARE THE OTHERS HERE TOO??? THIS IS A GAME MECHANIC, NOT JUST JADE BEING JADE, ISN’T IT?? BUT I’VE SEEN JOHN SLEEP AND HE SURE DIDN’T WAKE UP ON…. HE DIDN’T WAKE UP…. OH MY GOD.

WHAT IF JOHN IS ON PROSPIT BUT HE IS SLEEPING. JADE ATTEMPTED TO SLEEP ON PROSPIT BEFORE.

And Jade is just waiting and waiting!!! Because John is with her in the light kingdom!! But the dork is sleeping!!! Jade surely wants to show him around Prospit and happily fly around together and meeting the habitant, things like that!!

There are four spires, two on Prospit and two in the dark kingdom, whose name is still unknown. Two kids on Prospit and two in the dark kingdom. Jade and John, Rose and Dave.

So their consciousness goes into the version of themselves who lives in the spires when they sleep! And how does it work?? They can’t be awake in the kingdoms and in reality at the same time, right? So when they fall asleep they should wake up in the kingdoms and while they’re awake, they are asleep in the kingdoms.

But John keeps sleeping on Prospit when he falls asleep in reality! It could be something wrong with his subconscious, like Rose said?? Well, to be fair, the others seem to be also asleep. Maybe Jade is just precocious??

She could even not be a psychic at all! She just got her powers earlier than the others! Man, I’ve never felt dumber.

I STILL DON’T GET THE PURPOSE OF THE DREAMBOT. I guess it is to make her plants grow. Without it she would only be playing the bass on Prospit. And I’m not sure she would be able to send messages without it. Okay, I think I kind of get the purpose of the dreambot.

Somewhere in there, lives PM. He should be still here, the happy mailman. Can we please meet him??? Pretty please?? I mean, he claimed to know her before! And this is the only place in which they could have met!! Or on the battlefield…

Is that— OH, WHOA!! I just had to ask nicely?? Then, can we have another conversation with one of the trolls, please??

Umh… That enormous crater… Could it have been Jade’s meteor?? I fully expected her to bring that frog temple with her in The Medium. But if we don’t, then maybe we’re going to explore it like we did with the SkaiaNet lab?? It is obviously important somehow.

There were two possibilities here. Either WV would have hung on her every word, or he would have gulped everything down without chewing. It seems it is the latter, so sorry, Jade!

Jade, PM just saved your butt. You should send him pumpkins or something to express your gratitude. Actually, who says he won’t be stealing some in the future without your input.

And my theory about Jade only getting vision about things happening in the medium was just UTTERLY DESTROYED.

Could work.

IT’S NOT WORKING. PM, NO! HE’S FRIENDLY! He is not interested in your mail, unless it’s green and/or regarding the benefit of Cans Town.

OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH

AR, I DON’T THINK YOU’RE ACTUALLY EVIL. BUT THERE IS NO WAY YOU WILL BE ABLE TO REDEEM IN MY EYES.

WV be like: “Gotta sneak a peak, while appearing DISINTERESTED.”

Is he trying to nonchalantly scoot closer??? God, I swear he acts like a ten years old kid with a crush!! Grow a spine! Or better: Grow a carapace!!

AHHHHH, THEY ARE SO INCREDIBLY CUT—

……….EH.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT????? LADY???? PM IS A GIRL??? I always assumed…. Because…. Post Man…. Why did nobody tell me??? I’ve been misgendering her for weeks! I’m so sorry, PM! I’m never assuming the gender of anyone ever again! I should have known the girls of your species don’t have breasts… It’s not like you’re mammalians, or even reproduce at all, I think.

If John isn’t in it sleeping, and refusing to get his lazy butt off the bed, this will be the biggest fail of my life. Worst of when I accidentally invited half of my school to my best friend’s birthday party.

YEEEEESSSSS????

Stop beating around the bush already!

YEEEEEAA— Uh??? He looks troubled! John?? Who brought that thing here, it’s freaking ominous! Jade??? Is it a post prototyping effect? Honestly, Cal is half as creepy and doesn’t let Dave sleep easy, how to you expect John to do it? Jade, bring that thing away this instant!

Jade is so incredibly caring with the other kids.

You did but he lost it. Don’t worry, he was supposed to! …Or so you said. I’m turning your weird riddles on you, this may be my only chance!

OH, IF ONLY.

What… happens during an eclipse? There isn’t a sun here. Isn’t the city just… shining golden, all of its own. Is Skaia getting eclipsed?? By what??? Prospit getting eclipsed?? Gimme more details!!! And don’t just get back to your tower! You may want to stay and check on John! He could wake up in any moment!

Everything is starting to fit. I have to give my compliments to the author because everything was obviously planned through.

I thought Jade was faking her surprise here because in the next conversation she had with Dave, she immediately told him that John was MEANT to lose her present. The explanation is that Jade was ASLEEP while talking to John, and AWAKE while talking to Dave.

I take back my compliments, it is obvious that Hussie’s intentions are only of making the audience endure this pain.

Incredible. The suit looks nice though.

Make sure you can see properly first. You may want to avoid getting hurt just because you were trying to look cool. (See: Dave Strider.)

That movie was SERIOUSLY BAD, John. Like seriously, I thought your tastes were acceptable because NIC CAGE, but I draw the line at Spy Kids.

Healing properties, nice! And Nanna became a brand too right next to Betty Crocker (who gave no authorization for this, she’s suing). John, what have you DONE??

That should reveal useful when fighting the giant imps!!! Have I ever talked about how John is such a smart, resourceful and inventive kid??? Yeah?? Well, you’re gonna hear it several times more.

SO FUCKING CLEVER.

THAT LOOKS INCREDIBLY DANGEROUS.

I CAN’T BELIEVE HE MANAGED TO MAKE SHAVING CREAM DEADLY. THE IMPS ARE GOING TO HAVE AN HEART ATTACK.

SO CLEVER.

NOT COSBY, LEAVE COSBY OUT OF THIS.

I- I feel like if I had kept reading Problem Sleuth like I was supposed to, I would have known what he would have obtained. I failed you, guys. I failed you. I think that’s way too much grist anyway. Could this be one of those times when you can cheat your way out of it? Like John said?

WHAT. Well, let’s fuck those wrinkles, I guess.

…..This update was near Christhmas. 23/12. Really, Hussie? Really???

And don’t think I missed mystery arm there.

I can’t believe Dave is still alive. WE’RE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU!!! THIRD TIME IS A CHARM!!! YOU GO, DAVE!!!

What’s up with the crows…. Oh, no! They’re here to take their revenge! Dammit!

Final??? Aww, I was kind of really liking them lately. But he has to get to Rose, I understand.

There is a badassness overload in this flash, I swear.

Cal, stay out of this. This is Striders’ family business.

CAL. YOU’RE GONNA PAY THIS WITH YOUR LIFE!

NOT FAIR!! His sword failed him!! The crows were all collectively sending bad luck!!!

I don’t get what happened. But I guess that he now has the copies, and that’s what is important. Cal is dead (for everyone’s joy, because nobody was manoeuvring him and yet he was MOVING), Dave’s t-shirt got fashionably slashed through the disc. It’s like Bro marked him, or something. This could or could not have a deeper meaning.

I understand BRO less and less. Did he consider Dave worthy of the game? Or did he give it to him in a fit of magnanimity? Who knows. He flew off into the sun with his hoverboard anyway— WAIT!!!! WHERE IS HE GOING! WE GOTTA GET HIM INTO THE MEDIUM, COME BACK, BRO!!!!

If you really wanna go at least bring Cal with you…. We could have prototyped something else….

AND OIL. IT’S EVERYWHERE. WHY????

D-Dave…. Someone give him an hug! It will be okay!

For how much time has John been ignoring Dave and insulting him behind his back anyway. There was a time in which their relationship was my favorite.

IS HE TREMBLING? THAT STRIFE EXHAUSTED HIM. BRO, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING.

Man, this is not an eclipse, it’s just Prospit’s moon orbiting into Skaia. Can somebody explain this to me?

Yup, texting him while she sleeps.

Flashes are getting progressively cooler. AND THE MUSIC, SO GOOD.

FUCKING. GLIMPSES. OF THE FUTURE. IN THE CLOUDS. JADE IS AS MUCH OF A SEER AS FREAKING JOHN IF HE MADE THE EFFORT TO WAKE UP.

The meteor got out… The predictions can interact with the surroundings on Skaia….

Ah, yes. Becquerel is enjoying a nice warm bath— WHAT THE HELL.

Bec got out of that Spirograph looking thing. BEC WAS CREATED BY SBURB. He emerged from lava, but first he got out of the Spirograph thingy!

JADE, NO. STAY IN YOUR TOWER!!!

Thank you, Becquerel. Bring the girl back to safety, please.

THE FUCK???? JOHN! OF ALL THE MOMENTS TO WAKE UP!

He is somnambulist…?

JADE, NO!!! Don’t make that face, he is not awake yet, my heart CAN’T TAKE THIS.

Jaaaade, stay in your freaking tower! Do you want to randomly get hit by a meteor or something?! Just get John back to his tower and go back, REAL FAST.

HE WAS SO CLOSE TO WAKING UP, SO CLOSEEEEE.

This is so lame and incredibly sad, so lame and sad, JUST SO SAD. They were about to meet! For the first time!

I think Jade might have gotten a little dependent from her little glimpses of the future, or cloud mirages now. And the responsibilities should put pressure on her shoulders, but it seems she just got used to it. After all they are all she can hold onto. She is completely alone, until she wakes up on this mysterious magic kingdom. And there is this boy who is probably the first prospect of company she has had in a lot of time. But he is asleep! And he won’t wake up! And she patiently waits and waits and waits. She knows of a day in which she WILL meet her friends and they will play a game together. And she is so incredibly excited, but she can’t even tell anyone about it! The more I think about Jade’s situation, the sadder it gets.

I don’t think the whole patrimony of your grandpa would suffice to buy enough candles.

I LIKE THIS IDEA!!!!

Whatever you do, don’t mention your metaphor about killing birds to Dave, honey.

I have a bad feeling about this.

FUCJING—

JAAAADE, THAT IS DANGEROUS!

JESUS CHRIST. R-ROSE…

Yeah, right. He is gonna throw a party.

Wait…. Has BRO just condemned Dave to fight with half broken swords?!!?!! FOREVER?? Didn’t John break his hammer too and repaired it? Can’t Dave do something about this?

You may not be made of time, but you sure are going to be Knight of it.

How to smoothly convert a stab to a future even that made me scream in a mediocre pun: Lesson One!

Dave, once again I have to tell you…. HE IS JUST MAD! Irony has nothing to do with it!

I didn’t think I would have ever lived long enough to see this moment. Never lose faith.

I SEE THE LIGHT.

I-Is Rose okay?????

Yeah, yeah, another panel, another arm.

HE HAS CONTACTED YOU. RIGHT NOW.

I thought it was unfinished…?

I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE HASN’T UNDERSTOOD HE WAS GENUINE. Really, Rose, you put your heart into doing that thing and now you want him to think you were only pretending? Man, I really don’t know who is the most messed up between all of them.