All your answers in one place. ;) This sounded like a bad commercial’s line...

…………How did I let this happen……..

It’s haunting me…… WELL, TEMPTING! BUT INCREDIBLY RUDE!

I’m going to take full responsibilities for this! I will reply to those in batches because I’m not that much of an asshole that I make 90 ask replies show up on your dash.

So it is a thing everyone agrees to? Nice! Does an animal reside on John’s and Jade’s head too?

…You discovered? Do you go around beating up people with it? Well, better than using an actual sword, I guess! Also, none of my business what others decide to do with their swords. Your sword, your rules.

It is surprisingly easy to spot parallels when you are commenting almost everything! I’m the living proof of it, I’ve got the worst memory ever but I could anyway! :D

See? I had totally forgotten about this! And thank you, anon! :)

Thank you all! Until mid-act 4, got it! Some of you are… contradicting each other, but that part seems clear.

I didn’t even know it existed! It probably isn’t being sold in Italy. Or at least I’ve never seen a can of it in my life. We got Coca-Cola Zero and Coca-Cola Light, their taste is indecent.

…Yes?? I’m not sure what you mean. I’ve got thesaurus opened in another tab whenever either Rose or Dave utter a word. And I’m looking up the etymology of many words, also the symbolic meaning of some other words. And I’m obviously not looking up Homestuck related words, I don’t want my ask screener to kill me, mind you. :)

Yeah… funny for you! I doubt it will be funny for me! (̿·̿ ̿Ĺ̯̿̿·̿ ̿) AND I ABSOLUTELY AGREE WITH THE LAST PART!

Doesn’t matter now, I’ve got my revenge… (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

OH, WOW, EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP.

I spoiled him the entirety of the finale of 999: NINE HOURS, NINE PERSONS, NINE DOORS… wrongly. Well, it was all stuff that really happened in the game, but with context… it all assumes a different meaning, very different. Basically, it fucked him up pretty badly. 

The game is part of a series called Zero Escape, in particular a visual novel, the gameplay consists of puzzles of every genre. It is composed of three games, one yet to be produced AND IT IS FUCKING AMAZING. Seriously, GIVE IT A TRY. There are time travel shenanigans, and (the second game much more than the first) a very complex plot. The characters are absolutely amazing, dialogues are comedy gold. IT’S GLORIOUS. There is absolutely everything in it: science, psychology, history, chemistry, everything you may want. Puns are majestically cringe-worthy. DO YOU LIKE PUZZLES? A DARK ATMOSPHERE? SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU THINK? GO ON, PLAY IT. YOU WON’T REGRET IT. It is very text-heavy… but I’m talking with people who love Homestuck, so why even bother mentioning it. And the story is obviously freaking beautiful. I can’t tell you a lot about it, literally anything would be a spoiler.

Okay, I’m done fangirling, moving on.

So it’s hella freaking long…. I already knew, but I never thought it it was THAT long. I don’t know how I feel about this. I… I need a moment.

Why is everybody so obsessed with that number anyway?? Okay, arch number, but it’s getting a little ridiculous. I was surprised the combination for DAD’s safe wasn’t 413.

More confirmation that BRO is completely deranged, not that I needed any.

First of all, thank you. Second of all, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME, THIS WILL KEEP ME UP AT NIGHT. Okay… I’m exaggerating a bit. I keep looking at your ask and I don’t get it. Mmmhhh, my best guess would be that they get to pick the title they want?? But I find it a little unlikely. I dunno. But by the way this just made the most beautiful scene pop up in my mind; IMAGINE: The moment of the choice has come. John and Dave have already sorted it out and brofisted. Only two titles remain: Seer and Witch. Rose looks at Jade. Jade looks at Rose. Rose squints. Jade frowns. John and Dave shrug. Together in unison, the girls whisper: “I will be the Seer.” In a matter of a few seconds, all hell broke loose as John and Dave have to separate the girls while they keep screaming at each other; “THE SEER TITLE IS MINE!! IT’S IN MY DESTINY!!” and “SCREW YOUR DESTINY, HARLEY! I WON’T BE THE WITCH! THIS IS A SETUP! MOTHER, YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS!” 

……In short, I really need more Jade and Rose’s interaction, before I try to compensate by writing abominations like the one above. …I had fun, tho.

…I don’t. I really don’t. Okay, but I was just teasing and I know she isn’t that kind of furry! I should hope so, she’s thirteen! I think it is just me, but that stuff really creeps me out, I don’t know why. I swear I preferred Cal to those squiddles… getting… tangled up… playfully…. OH MY GOD. I CANNOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

Awww, that’s a shame. But I am really liking the music so far! I will make my ask screener look into this.

Makes sense! Thank you!

THANK YOU! And I will try to speculate more without worrying about getting things wrong! But get ready for wild theories then!

Classes? You mean their titles, right? Nanna had a big mouth when she was young and left a really detailed letter to John in which she talked about it in the Colonel Sassacre’s book. And now I’m suspicious of practically every relative of the kids.

………………….GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.

Oh, well. It was a bit ridiculous after all, to have 1031 acts.

Oh, wow! THANK YOU! Did I get something right then? ┬┴┬┴┤( ͡° ͜ʖ├┬┴┬┴

This explains why it wasn’t on the dictionary! Oh, and also thank you because I didn’t think about ectoplasm at all. I thought it was meant to be ecto=outer from greek, and it didn’t make much sense!

FIRST OF ALL: THANK GODNESS. Second, so Dave wrote a freaking poem about that only because she is a furry?? AWWWW. 

HIS FURSONA. Please tell me I can google that and see it without getting somehow spoiled. I mean… somebody did draw it, right???

AND I AM FINISHED. I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS. I DID IT. INCREDIBLE.

I replied to many of those asks in private, so if yours isn’t up there, go check your inbox. Nothing in your inbox? It was probably considered a spoiler and deleted. You sent spoilers?? Go sit in the corner and think about what you did!!

If you’re 100% sure it wasn’t a spoiler, and you, like… asked me about the weather or something, then it’s Tumblr’s fault.

If it was adressed to my ask screener (his name is Leonardo, by the way) and he has to show it to me at a later date, he took a screenshot and erased the ask. He told me he did it with a couple of messages. 

ALL THE ASKS I RECEIVED WHEN I ASKED FOR FEEDBACK HAVE BEEN READ AND I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE ALL AMAZING AND SUPER NICE!!!