END OF ACT 2 AND THE COOLEST FLASH I'VE EVER SEEN.

Guys, if you send me 30 asks while I’m busy replying to 10… I’m never going to catch up. No, that wasn’t me ending the hypothetical sentence, it was me coming to a sudden realization. An horrible, horrible realization.

OF ALL THE THINGS YOU COULD BE DOING RIGHT NOW.

WITH A COUNTDOWN THAT IS GOING TO EXPIRE IN MINUTES—

Sometimes I feel like complaining but then the author does it for me in such a magnificent way, I feel refreshed.

I’m trying to limit the number of times I use a facepalm gif in my posts AND WV IS MAKING THIS VERY DIFFICULT FOR ME. 

You can insert latitude, longitude, altitude and even time and date in that thing! And we’ve got both Earth and Incisphere to choose from. Although right now we can only select our dear soon to be apocalypsing planet. I call it that because the date is John’s 13th birthday. Everything is related to that kid’s birthday in this webcomic. And the time is set to before the adventure even started.

Feel free to do it as long as I don’t have to watch you and after you’ve got out of here.

I’m quite sure he doesn’t know a lot about science or anything scientific in general, he thought Tab was made by wizards. But let’s see what this thing does, since he’s obviously NOT INTERESTED IN GETTING OUTTA HERE.

Doing the obviously probably the most obvious thing to do is what is going to get him killed one day. Or in a few minutes, depending on if he survises the countdown. (he obviously probably obviously will)

IT HAS BEGUN.

(There is a weird incision on it??)

On the next page, a panel that shows WV when he has already gobbled down the whole thing and the addiction “What pumpkin?”. GET OUT OF THE WAY, GG. I’M THE TRUE PSYCHIC HERE, IT IS ME.

I’M GOING TO EAT MY SOCKS

THIS COULD BE INCREDIBLY USEFUL, OH MY GOD.

BUT FIRST

WHERE DOES THE PUMPKIN COME FROM?

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

I HAD TO ZOOM OUT

I THINK I MESSED UP THE COORDINATES?? OR IT’S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN? UGH.

I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD

THERE WAS A TIME IN WHICH THEY WHERE INCONSPICUOUS 

AND THE BEAUTIFUL THING IS THAT I DIDN’T FUCKING SEE IT AT FIRST GLANCE BUT ONLY WHEN I SCROLLED UP AGAIN. AMAZING.

Or maybe you just ate one nugget of uranium too many. What’s the deal with him with green?!

Seriously, WHY.

We have already seen it anyway.

GET OUT OF THE WAY I HAVE TO GOOGLE IT UP

AND I CAN’T EVEN SEE THE DATE TO KNOW HOW MANY YEARS IN THE FUTURE YOU ARE

Makes sense.

ISN’T THAT OH-SO-CONVENIENT 

…And kind of ridiculous.

THE COUNTDOWN HAS LONG EXPIRED

I’m… I’m not even going to get angry at this. He’s taunting me.

HEY! DON’T BE SO MEAN, HE CAN BE PRETTY SMART AT TIMES!

Thank godness. But I’m glad he finally found something edible to eat.

I really need to start keeping note of things like these. I was wondering if this thing can apparify people too? Couldn’t it be the way WV got here in the first place? Directly from the Incisphere? Someone was here before him after all. And they apparyfied him in the desert?

AAAWWWWWWW.

I’M MAKING REALLY EMBARRASSING SOUNDS AT THIS.

SERENITY, I APPROVE. It’s not extremely tasty. Plus, wouldn’t apparify the thing inserting an earlier date be smarter? So that it’s not rotten? Also, shouldn’t it be impossible to do because if you apparify it you would never have had the possibility to eat it in the first place?

Told yo—EWW, WHAT’S THAT SLIME. DON’T YOU FREAKING DARE EATING IT!

That’s… such AN AMAZING IDEA!!

I CANNOT READ MORSE CODE HELP! …Wait, why was I more concerned by this than by the fact that it can TALK in the first place??

I’M A DISASTER.

NEVER MIND I’M AMAZING

I CANNOT TAKE SCREENSHOTS AT THE MOMENT BUT THIS WAS DEFINITELY MY FAVOURITE FLASH SO FAR

Serenity is the smartest living being in the webcomic at the moment. Ask yourself some questions. 

And I was like YESSSSS when we saw the light but then the music got weird and I was like NOOOOO and then he fell on his butt and then PSYCHE but you know what just watch it HERE.

What the fuck. No, I thought we were going to meet a certain person with some weird powers. *cough GG cough* …I CANNOT EVEN DO THIS PROPERLY I DON’T KNOW HER NAME

WHY ALL THE COOL FLASHES NOW THAT I CANNOT TAKE SCREENSHOTS WHILE I WATCH! STUPID SCREENSHOT PROGRAM

Watch it with me so that you understand what the frick I’m saying HERE

…. I SHOULD HAVE MADE AN AUDIO REACT I SHOULD HAVE MADE ONE I ABSOLUTELY SHOULD HAVE MADE AN AUDIO REACT FUCK FUCK FUCKI SHOULD HAVE FUCKING MADE AN AUDIO REACT DAMMIT I CANNOT EVEN TAKE SCREENSHOTS RIGHT NOW DAMMIT

THAT WAS AMAZING AND INCREDIBLY CONFUSING AND ANYWAY ALL I SAID IS 

I DON’T REMEMBER?? I SAID “OH MY GOD” A LOT AND ALSO “SLOW THE FUCK DOWN” AND ALTERNATELY SCREAMED THE KIDS’ AND THE GUARDIANS’ NAMES (BRO IS HERE IN ALL HIS GLORY AND MOM WAS WATCHING ROSE AND SAVED HER ASS AND DAD IS IN THE DARK KINGDOM KICKING ASSES AND THE IMPS SHOULD BE SCARED) AND I THINK I’M NOT SURE BUT I THINK WV WAS IN THE SAME LOCATION AS ROSE??? BECAUSE THAT LOOKED LIKE ZAZZERPAN’S ARM??? AND MAIL WHITE GUY IS NEAR JOHN’S HOUSE AND THE PUMPKIN CAME FROM A PLACE WITH A VOLCANO AND THERE WAS A METEOR THAT HIT THE PLACE NOT MANY YEARS AGO THERE WAS A PTERODACTYL AND BASICALLY IT WAS HELLA FUCKING COOL??!!

I HAVE TO RE-WATCH IT?????

END OF ACT 2. I DID IT. I DID IT. I GOTTA CALM DOWN. GOODNIGHT. (Well, to those who are in my same timezone.)