And so I’m back with John’s not-so-dead-anymore grandma. She’s going to explain everything from the basis, and I better take notes. 

John, you brought your dead grandma back as a game mechanism, hope you’re proud of yourself. Your dad wouldn’t be.

THE MUSIC IS SOOO GOOD. I SUGGEST LISTENING A YOU READ. HERE.

And under the cut I go.

THE MUSIC. EVERYTHING IS PRETTY AND MESMERIZING. I gotta read this page fast before I fall asleep on my keyboard. Wouldn’t be the first time.

That’s three new terms too many you’ve inserted in just one sentence. CALM DOWN, GRANDMA. Neither me nor John will remember all this.

JOHN: …what?
NANNASPRITE: *blows raspberries*

Doesn’t that just mean that you can create literally everything you want with it?

WAIT SHIT

FUCK FUCK FUCK

I KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS

IT WAS IN THAT SORT OF SUMMARY OF THE PLOT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOO

I SHOULDN’T BE KNOWING THIS 

YOU CAN CREATE A UNIVERSE WITH IT

I’M GOING TO KILL MY ASK SCREENER WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU MAKE ME READ SOMETHING THAT SPOILERY????? 

AAARGH I’M SO ANGRYYYYYY

(I COULD STILL BE WRONG???? MAYBE SKAIA IS UNRELATED TO THE CREATION OF THE NEW UNIVERSE?? I HOPE SO)

!!!!!!

Trying to cheer myself up with memes. They always work.

NO, WV. NOT YOU. JOHN. WE’RE TALKING ABOUT JOHN HERE. YOU WILL HAVE YOUR MOMENT OF GLORY LATER.

It is you, John. The Chosen One™

Tried to make a gif of this flash, but couldn’t. Enjoy crappy screenshots, sorry.

……………I’m going to wait for NANNASPRITE’s explanation. That was so not a void under John’s house.

OH, DO I REMEMBER IT. I remember my horror when it started grinding to poor John as he scurried around in the house.

Yes, I remember. One created the portal, or… the gate now I guess, the other fell into the “void”, soon to be followed by DAD’s car, server copy of the game, and GG’s present. Big thanks to Rose. They carry… information? You mean about the object with which the sprite was prototyped first?

CALM THE FUCK DOWN, NANNA. ONE THING AT A TIME. Dark Kingdom is purple, Light Kingdom is golden. More importantly, John’s server copy is in the Dark Kingdom now (still many thanks to Rose) and we are gonna need that. He will have to retrieve it sooner or later. Four Spires for four kids. The other kids’ sprites will take their rightful places after they get prototyped. I suggest they all follow John’s example and prototype it with something they despise so they fight it with more gusto and determination. Rose’s obvious choice would be something wizard related. Dave has to stay away from puppets because he fears them, not hate. I don’t even know who GG is so I cannot take guesses.

Nanna, I demand you explain what you mean with Sovereign Powers.

OH, WHY, NANNA. DON’T YOU THINK YOU ARE GETTING JOHN’S HOPES UP HERE? YOU WOULDN’T WANT HIM TO BELIEVE HE HAS EVEN THE SLIGHTEST POSSIBILITY TO WIN.

I love how WV looks kind of dumb but he is following all this without problems and making observation about it. Like… are you enjoying yourself there? It’s probably like watching a nice fantasy movie for him.

TOLD YOU IT WAS A PORTAL

*Takes out block-notes*
*Cracks fingers joints*
Time for some wild speculation!
…
…….
………….I— I’ve got nothing.

Am I supposed to know what this Ultimate Riddle is? John doesn’t have a clue, only bewilderment. Well, he is like that 80% of the time anyway, the other 20% being him fangirling about Con Air.

OH MY GOD, IT’S HIS NERDY DANCE. PRETTY SURE IT COULD SCARE ENEMIES AWAY.

IT’S NOT AN ADVENTURE GAME, JOHN! WELL, THIS IS A GAME BUT… YOU GET WHAT I MEAN.

No????? John, stop making everything sound so easy, you make me feel too hopeful.

I CANNOT WATCH THIS. HE’S SO DISAPPOINTED. I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT NANNA TOLD HIM YET.

SILLY OLD PLANET MY ASS

SO THE EARTH IS DOOMED?? EVERY HUMAN WHO DID NOT HAVE THE LUCK OF ENTERING THE MEDIUM WILL DIE?

Soooo, it doesn’t matter if the dark side wins?? Because John’s purpose is another? And, Nanna, don’t bother. Your grandson has a complicated relationship with baked goods.

Can’t he just switch to another brand? Also, his grandma just told him humanity is doomed and this is what he is upset about.