Okaaaaay. So I’m not gonna pretend I was busy. I did not liveblog at all for nearly three days because I didn’t feel like it. And I swear I’m going to actually reply to those asks… sooner or later… probably. Anyway! I left off with Rose discovering her inner child… even though she’s still thirteen and it shouldn’t be necessary.

I WOULD HAVE BEEN SHOCKED AT THIS NEW DEVELOPMENT IF I WASN’T TO BUSY LAUGHING. SHE’S A BIT… DISPROPORTIONATE. I KNOW IT’S JUST HER HAIR (I HOPE IT IS) BUT GODNESS, SHE LOOKS LIKE MEGAMIND OR SOMETHING.

thAT’S NOT HOW YOU CLEAN THE FLOOR 

DAMMIT WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD I CANNOT STOP I REALLY HOPE THEY DON’T HAVE AN ENCOUNTER NOW BECAUSE I WOULD PROBABLY KEEP LAUGHING AND THEN FEEL GUILTY OH DEAR

Rose is going rabid. BREATH, KID. RELAX.

And then you had to make me sad again. 

What an horrible thing. Not feeling safe in your own house. With your own family. THINGS THAT SHOULD NOT BE PLAYED FOR LAUGHS: THIS.

GIRL, YOU’VE EVIDENTLY BEEN TALKING TOO MUCH TO DAVE.

Okay. But if I don’t want to take in consideration the hypothesis that Rose’s mom REALLY is kind of mad, like the girl is so intent in making others believe… I would say they just don’t have any kind of communication. So her mother noticed the meteors and the fire, kind of hard to miss no matter how drunk you are, and after the power outage she wanted to check up on her daughter. But they don’t have the kind of relationship where you can go and ask if everything is alright. So she takes the mop and pretends to be cleaning while she observes her from afar. Well… Not so afar. Rose is having mental breakdown behind the fridge.

…Sounds reasonable?