INTERNET EXPLORER PLUS CTRL+ALT+T DID THE TRICK!
…AND I WISH IT DIDN’T WORK BECAUSE…
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??!!!
Other than scaring me to death because of the sudden music and the fact that my face was very close to the screen when it happened, other than making me half gasp, half scream and almost fall back on my butt, other than also scaring my 10 y/o little cousin that came to check on me, saw this, and said very eloquently while pointing at it: “what the fuck is that crap?”, other than all this…
WHAT IS THE PURPOSE?!!!! WHAT’S THAT??? LEAVING THE FLOATING HEAD ASIDE, BECAUSE I HAVE REALLY, REALLY NO IDEA… IS THAT JOHN??
MY BEST THEORIES:
- DRUNK JOHN GOES SHOPPING.
- JOHN’S DAD WHEN HE WAS THIRTEEN.
- A FIDGET OF JOHN’S IMAGINATION, HIS IMAGINARY FRIEND WHEN HE WAS SIX.
- JOHN’S TRUE ESSENCE, PRANKSTER EXTRAORDINAIRE. YOU COULD SAY IT’S HIS SPIRIT ANIMAL.
- JOHN WHEN HE WAS ELEVEN, EXPERIMENTING. THE ONE TIME WHEN HIS DAD WAS NOT PROUD OF HIM.
THIS IS WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE IT’S HOW I FEEL AND I DO WHAT I WANT.