NUH-UH, I’M NOT READY FOR THIS, YOU CANNOT JUST THRUST THIS UPON ME ALL OF SUDDEN! I NEED 10 PAGES OR SO OF PSYCHOLOGICAL PREPARATIO—

—OOOOOON. WHAAAAAT???!!!

SAME.

IS…… IS THIS TG??? IS THAT YOU, MR. APPLE JUICE’S AFICIONADO??

HE IS…. HE IS…. WHAT ARE HIS HAIR EVEN???

OH, HOW LONG I HAVE WAITED……

I HAVE HEARD SO MANY THINGS ABOUT HIM….

AND NOW I FINALLY GET TO MEET HIM… AND EVEN THOUGH I FEAR WHAT AWAITS ME… I’M READY FOR EVERYTHING YOU WILL THROW AT ME!