You just said you had to save the world from the apocalypse, John. No matter the way you worded it, I doubt it could sound “that simple”.

METEORS AND FIRE AND STUFF

Bless you, John Egbert.

Also, you and Rose are both dorks, that’s why those things happen to you.

OF COURSE!!!! OF COURSE! OF FREAKING COURSE! HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT TG???? WAAAIIIT. THAT MEANS ROSE AND TG ARE GONNA TEAM UP. 

IT’S GOING TO BE GLORIOUS.

Think about it. Rose is a Snarky Queen. TG is probably as cunning as a shoelace. IT WILL BE SO BEAUTIFUL.

Wait, you don’t have to think about it. You already know. I kind of envy you, guys.

And now other than just a nerd (John’s words) and a prick (Rose’s words) he is also “so silly!”. Such a great reputation among his friends.

ANOTHER PESTERLOG WITH TG, ANOTHER POST. HOPEFULLY HE WON’T STILL BE RAPPING.