I had a feeling TG's pesterlog would have taken a whole post.

Now to make everyone really understand how wonderfully idiotic TG is being (I almost missed him);

This is that last time TG heard from John:

This is how he greets him later on:

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ROSE HAS AT LEAST SOME KIND OF JUSTIFICATION FOR BEING A LITTLE MESSED UP; SHE THINKS HER MOTHER DOESN’T APPRECIATE HER AND FROM WHAT WE GATHERED HER MOM COULD BE A LITTLE MORE THAN AN OCCASIONAL DRINKER. WHAT’S YOUR EXCUSE, TG?!

AND IF JOHN EGBERT OF ALL PEOPLE CALLS YOU A NERD

John: i almost got blown up, i’ve been sent to another dimension and my dead grandma is haunting me!
TG: man so cool i gotta rap about this

THE REST OF THE MONOLOGUE IS JUST TG DESPERATELY TRYING TO GET JOHN’S ATTENTION AND RAPPING ALONE

Kind of sad, honestly. 

I have a feeling TG cares more than he lets on and doesn’t want to show it  for some reason.

John cannot handle stress really well he gets kind of jerkish towards other people. It is perfectly understandable but keep it under control, kid. Still it is kind of cute how John, even if exasperated, assured he would take some time later on to tell his friend everything….

SEE I DON’T UNDERSTAND JOHN, SOMETIMES HE IS INCREDIBLY NICE, OTHER TIMES SUCH A JERK! Show us the real you, John!

That’s rap, Mr. WV. Get with the times.