That is such a bad idea, maybe leaving the decision to WV would have been for the better. Even if he only based it on the fact that potted vegetables taste good. I’m afraid sprites are not edible anyway.

Wow. He really must love the book that caused his grandma’s demise.

JOHN: ASSUME NERD SUPREME FIGHTING STANCE!

Well, I cannot blame him. I’m kind of mystified myself. I’ve been staring at him for a while now.

WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING??