That’s… not— please stop being so nonplussed at everything, honey.

“Slightly annoyed girl glares at meteors who set the forest all around her on fire.”

Okay, but… that panel is kind of making me laugh… I don’t think meteors can fall at such a velocity… THEY’RE FASTER THAN THE FREAKING RAIN.

Aaah, yes. The backup generator everyone stores in their mausoleum, of course. How did I not think about this?

No, Rose. You don’t understand!!!!!! Betty Crocker is John’s worst enemy 5evah!!!!111!

In the end John begrudgingly agrees. 

fine, he GUESSES. John is set on not capitalizing “I”, not even by mistake. That’s dedication right here.

You reap what you sow, John. And that would be the result of your lousy thinking, yours and Rose’s.

…. Mr. WV, not to be rude but… please SHUT YOUR HOLE AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS.

THANK YOU, HUSSIE. YOUR WORDS ARE ALWAYS VERY WISE.