ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!?!?

I retire everything I just said, they are horribly awful and truly evil.

Kernelsprite always looks so encouraging. John’s face is priceless.

FUCK OFF, NOBODY MAKES MY CHILD UPSET!!! 

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JOHN, I MEANT JOHN. A KID I’M DEFINITELY NOT GETTING ATTACHED TO.

They keep interacting shamelessly with the author.

Aww, everyone is concerned about DAD. Okay, nope. I’m not going to analyze DAD’s relationships now. I need to stop.