NO, JOHN. They’re not the boss. You are not even fully aware of the fact there is someone partially commanding your actions. A stranger at that. You’re not okay with this, and if you are, I certainly am not.

Pffttt. Even though I’m in no position to take guesses, I doubt it’s someone with bad intentions.

BLUE WOBBLY THING? REALLY?!?

OH, PLEASE. They don’t see at all! They’re so confused and trying to act cool about it, it’s almost cute.