> [S] YOU THERE. BOY.

You do not have any idea how much time I lost in DAD’s study only so I could keep listening to John’s piano refrain. SO BEAUTIFUL.

But it is really not me playing this sort of minigame, but this mystery fellow who keeps talking with John.

AND

IT IS

COMEDY GOLD.

Most important points under the cut. ALSO, I LOST A BUNCH OF SCREEN-SHOTS AND AM NOW REALLY ANGRY.

Whoever they are, they don’t seem familiar with Sburb at all.

They don’t seem to have bad intentions.

JOHN HAS NO ART SKILLS WHATSOEVER

HIS DAD IS PROUD OF HIM

DAD IS MISSING.

LAST TIME WE SAW HIM:

We still got electricity.

AND INTERNET.

JOHN IS STILL A FUCKING NERD.

I COMPLETELY MISJUDGED JOHN AND DAD’S RELATIONSHIP …KIND OF.

I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY HORRIBLE FEELING ABOUT THIS.

I HAVE LAUGHED UNTIL I CHOKED AND HAD TO GET A GLASS OF WATER.

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST:

BLESS JOHN AND DAD’S RELATIONSHIP.