Yes. I’m ready. Here I go. ACT 2. I’ve got like three hours of sleep tonight and even those were disturbed by an incredibly vivid dream involving meteors and ghosts. Oh, well, BRING IT O—

WHAT. 

NO, FUCK THAT. Look, I passed the last five hours trying to bring my lousy PC back to life, I’m not in a good mood. I’M GOING TO SLAY A MAN IF JOHN DOESN’T SHOW UP VERY, VERY SOON.

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What if I  ask very very nicely??!!

Excuse me, Mr. Hussie, but haven’t we left off with a kid in an incredibly critical situation? Care to show us if he is still breathing? Pretty please??

….No?! Are you sure about that decision??

This is horribly vague. “Years in the future, but not many…” could mean two years later as well as twenty or something.

Mr. Vagabond, not to be rude but haven’t you noticed those very big buildings not too far from you? I think they might provide shelter an—

WAIT.

FUCK.

NOPE.

Oh, come oooon. Couldn’t I just miss this thingy? So that I could avoid to ask myself so many questions?? You know what? I won’t. This is a question I have absolutely no answer for. I need to let this go. Goodbye, ghostly thingy, have a nice life. Looks like a person this time.

Who are you, kind fellow? Also, bringing back previous speculations born through the observation of his drinking tendencies, TG probably lives in a fucking desert. So watch out, you could meet a very cool teenager who wants you to take notes as he speaks.

HE DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A HUMAN AT ALL. LOOK, IF I TRIED REALLY REALLY HARD, I COULD STAND THE PRESENCE OF GHOSTS BUT I DRAW THE LINE AT FREAKING ALIENS. I WILL MAKE AN EXCEPTION NOW BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE A CUTIE. EVEN WITH THOSE… BANDAGES??? WHAT ARE THEY?? MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION IS… WHAT ARE YOU, MISTER?? HE GIVES ME THIS FEELING… LIKE I CAN TRUST HIM. 

CUE I RETURN TO EDIT THIS POST WHEN HE TURNS OUT THE BE THE EVIL MASTERMIND ALL ALONG TO SCREAM AT MYSELF. 

“I THOUGHT I WAS GENRE SAVVY ENOUGH NOT TO TRUST SUSPICIOUS LOOKING ALIENS COMING FROM THE FUTURE!!!!!11111!!!" 

I forgot the caps lock on and there is no way I’m rewriting this, sorry. <(‘o’<)

Aaaaaand now, he has found a Sburb related object. We also get confirmation he is not an inhabitant of Earth. If he was, he would do the most reasonable thing and LEAVE IT THE FUCK ALONE because every human knows what happens when you find a creepy looking game in the sand.