John never disappoints.

If someone ever asks me what Homestuck is, I’m just going to send them this picture without contest.

But… How have you left him hanging… If he is literally fluctuating in the air?! 

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……Gosh, that was horrible even for my standards. I apologize.

In which John listens to my advice and keeps being ridiculous.

It is tempting because they strongly resemble Rockin’ Blue Raspberry Gushers. However, units of BUILD GRIST are a gaming abstraction and do not seem to exist on the physical plane!

*sing-song voice* There is a fucking meteor directed at your hoooomeeee~

I’ve finally found a way to describe this inexplicable phenomenon. Thank you, Andrew Hussie. You always come through.

Oh, Fuck. OOOH, FUCK. OOOOOOH FUUUUUCK. *grabs popcorn*

You cannot be working on the bathroom, TT. It is like grist. It does not exist on a physical plane anymore. There are times when you just have to give up.