I personally thought your Homestuck pun was GOLD. ("John you shouldn’t await your father’s return so eagerly. He is going to ground you for a whole year when he sees this mess. Then you really will be {several ellipses later} Homestuck")

Really?!? I’m blushing over here! Wait, are you actually encouraging me to make more puns? Are you sure? Are you really ready for it? Well, you brough this upon yourself. I’m only gonna act on it.