Oh, gosh. How does someone even sound so cute?! Be careful, John. She is also competing for the “most beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure, etc. etc.” title. Her game is strong, and I haven’t even seen her yet!

…At least if she survives the explosion thingy.

Aww, look at the nerd being actually worried for her well being. It is so nice to see online friendships portrayed this way. Just like regular ones, only they live far apart. Add the frustration of not being able to see each other face to face, and there you have it!

Sooo, it is not just because of John’s birthday?? She really is that excitable… actually, excitable is not the right word… fiery?? impetuous?? Yeah you can totally tell I’m looking those up on thesaurus. Pick your own:

I really have no idea.

I am enjoying the pesterlogs between these two so much. Thirteen y/o kids being thirteen y/o kidSAUUGHHH—

ASUHIDDUIJSAHFUESDHFpaDGFOWERNFOIERYBVYWROFUIEHFwaouyfgergeuprfighert9ghUPHFWRGIUHEI3DHIWEONFRURG—

WHAT THE FUCK WAS SHE EVEN TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH???

WHY THIS??!! WHY ME??!!

WHAT THE FU—

I SWEAR ON MY FREAKING HONOR, WHEN I GET TO KNOW WHAT HER GODFORSAKEN NAME IS, I’M GOING TO EDIT THE POST AND RANT AT HER PROPERLY.

Edit from Future Me, In Date 10/02/15:

ROOOOOOOOOOOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE— YOu know what I’m not so up to this anymore. Where’s the anger?!? Where is the passion?!? It all faded in the void. Time passes, people changes. So many things happened but I have to stay true to myself. So I’m sorry but I’ve failed you, Past Me. You will get to know her and eventually forget this, I know it sounds difficult right now, but you really will. Just trust your future self. ;)
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……………….what am I doing.

Meanwhile, unperturbed:

Unbeknown to him (and his poor, poor father), this house is getting wrecked. You know, I just really want him to return only to see how the author is going to picture a very surprised face when DAD has no fucking eyes or mouth. How is he going to pull it off?? Incredible.

As you should.

OH, GOD. That strategical position, that face, that— Just EVERYTHING.

Nerdy boy can be cool if he wants, TG should be the one taking freaking notes, not the other way around.