Yes, because standing on top of it is so very cautious, right??

This isn’t very cautious of you, actually.

Thank you, narrator. Bless you, narrator.

Wait, WHAT.

IT IS IN MOMENTS LIKE THIS THAT I REALLY WISH I KNEW HER REAL NAME, SO THAT I COULD SCREAM IT VERY LOUDLY.

That is NOT a proper reaction to this event, TT. You do not say “Whoops” to that. And John, trust me, you don’t want to know.

DEFINE “under control”, TT. Don’t worry, pay no mind to the girl who is totally going to destroy your home. DAD won’t notice.

Kids are like fucking ninjas nowadays, aren’t they?

You take the SLEDGEHAMMER and the CAPTCHALOGUE CARD, combine the two, and quickly apply it to your STRIFE SPECIBUS.

You think it’s cool that things don’t always have to be a federal fucking issue.

You cannot understand how much I agree.

PLEASE BE GG, PLEASE BE GG, PLEASE BE GG!

*CRACKS KNUCKLES* HERE I FUCKING GO!

Yeah, it is this game, GG. Nothing too important. It can alter space and reality, but to that I say: No big deal. We’ve seen weirder things, haven’t we? Humans have been in outer space!! You cannot be questioning things as trivial as this!

“YEAH, YOU KNOW IT IS

JUST THIS GAME

I’M GOING TO PUNCH HIM RIGHT 

IN THE FACE

JESUS I SWEAR HE IS A

FUCKING DISGRACE”

— Iamreadinghs

John you shouldn't await your father’s return so eagerly. He is going to ground you for a whole year when he sees this mess. Then you really will be…. 

….

………

………………..

……………………………..Homestuck.

Feel free to unfollow after this, I’m not going to judge you. I would unfollow myself if it was actually possible to do such a thing.